tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-48718465264411128802012-02-09T12:45:56.166ZOne guy. Millions of ideas. No Drive. Let's see what happens...GaZZuMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/00935017583250334574noreply@blogger.comBlogger201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4871846526441112880.post-89841563440980804062009-05-27T23:52:00.003+01:002009-05-27T23:56:13.891+01:00

If not, he's as close as mankind's gonna get anytime soon.

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Well, having my own proper website failed quite some time ago, but that by no means... erm... means... that I'm out of ideas.This blog was a bit of fun/time-wasting awesomeness (for me) that helped wipe away the filth of everyday life and replace it with the thin layer of Mr. Sheen-like creativity and expression.Okay, so I'm alittle rusty, but it'll come back, I promise. I suppose all I can hope

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WWW.GaZZuM.COM

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10/10

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Well I think it's sad anyways. Sad but sweet.

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I know, I know, I barely post here... I'm sorry, but this is worth waiting for. coolest thing you'll see in a long time

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Wow, I'm retarded.So it turns out, after writing this on Monday, I hit save... but not publish. Bad times. So (slightly delayed) its Monday Review Madness! On a Thursday!it's 2003, I'm in a hall at school where people are playing table tennis, my friend runs up and asks me if I want to go see Electric Six at Academy 2... Thank God I said yes.You're probably sitting there right now going "The Gay

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I've seriously fallen behind on my blogging the past few days! That'll be, in no small part, due to the olympics and laziness. I mean, why blog when you can watch a Jamaicans run faster than trains!Either way I haven't enlightened or entertained anyone for over half a week, so now I'm going to scour the internet and search for something mind-blowing...please afford me a few minutes to do

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9 O'clock, Wednesday Night... and I'm tired. This is pretty weird for me, normally I'm quite a nocturnal person; waking up at tea time, going to sleep at breakfast. I think my problem is my inability to have a rational sleep pattern.I mean my 2 options are this:-Go to bed at 9, wake up at 6am-Go to bed at 6am, wake up at 5And it's not like I have a choice in this, because last night I went to bed

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I've been watching wrestling for probably about 10 years now, and I love it now as much as I always did. I know it's "fake", I know it's just a soap opera with steel chairs, but can you honestly say that if you were watching a soap opera and somebody all of a sudden hit someone else in the face with a steel chair you wouldn't automatically think "This programme kicks 7 levels of ass!"?... Exactly

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Well it's Monday so you all know what that means! Actually you more than likely don't, so I shall elaborate on my newest idea.Mondays are boring. They suck. If I had a job I'd need to go to it! Which is why I thought "What if people had something to do on Mondays?...""What if" indeed, so, every Monday, I will review a product that can fill your Monday, your week... maybe even your life with joy

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Alright guys, it's not looking likely I'll have that story ready today, I got onto watching wrestling and there's some UFC on tonight that I'm gonna watch so yeah, tomorrow maybe?In apologetic fashion let me introduce all of you who haven't seen it yet to the genius that is Muto:

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Heya everyone, I got an idea for a story yesterday but I just wasn't feeling it so I'll probably get started on it tomorrow afternoon and have it ready by some time Saturday night ^ ^ I'm quite looking forward to it.So, as I haven't posted anything today I thought I would do a short list of my favourite news articles of the day. Enjoy:- Chicken crosses the road, then abandoned by thief- Man

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Note: This is the longest story I have probably ever done. It comes to about 2,000 words so if you're expecting 2 or 3 paragraphs you're gonna be sorely disappointed. Well, here we go, enjoy ^ ^It started out like any other day. The alarm clock went off at the usual time of 5am and I begun the daily ritual: first I shred all the post from the day before (you never know who might be watching);

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You saw a Dragon?...YepA real-life Dragon…YeahWings and all?...Of courseUhuh…...Sat in that back garden thereWell not sat noStood thenYep, stood right next to them flowersYou understand why I’m finding this hard to believe right?...Did you, I dunno… take any pictures?Erm, well, no… didn’t really occur to me to...Right…What’s the matter?Let’s just say it’s not the most likely of occurances...You

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Ashes to ashes, Dust to dust,Water to acid and Iron to rust,Fuel to pollution, Ocean to flood,Peace turns to war and Oil to blood,Ice-caps to liquid, Marble to sand,Silence to gunshots and Rivers to land,Forests to clearings, Cars into bombs,Children to soldiers and Vietcong,Lies to truths, Terror to fact,Whole to missing and Solid to cracked.But dawn to Dusk, seeds to Trees,greed to Charity and

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As I was wand'ring though my mindA shrine to Jesus I did findIt stood there neatly by a sign"sit underneath me to unwind".So I sat there whilst I looked aroundAt all the dead bodies on the groundI asked "what is this carnage I have found"But the shrine it did not make a sound.I got up, and walked further still'Till I found, atop a dreary hillAnother shrine, carved with great skillNext to it stood

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If you're here that no-doubt means that I know you anyway and begged you to come here on my hands and knees, but that in no way makes me any less ecstatic that you came anyway ^ ^Here I'm gonna be posting:- Any random stuff that comes to my mind: poems, stories or maybe even drawings- Things that I find in my everyday life that I find amusing- Pictures I have taken that either aren't shit or that

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His name was Bob, he was a bin man. One day Jim woke up and made his way to school, where all his work mates were waiting for her. He all went to get some breakfast. When they had finished their dinner they made their way to the construction site. At first, Alan was fine, printing papers like he did every day, but then she began feeling all funy. It was that time of the month. Luckily for Hannah

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